Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
As opposed to “I’m so hungry I could eat a child.”
The power of the long green hair: I got on the bus and a little girl was crying. I looked over at her and smiled and then shook my hair down from my bun in one big swoosh. She immediately brightened up and started clapping and pointing.